Cheeky 2011

A seamonkey meets a pirate monkey in a bar. The two take turns boasting of their adventures on the high seas. The seamonkey notices that the pirate monkey has a peg-leg, a hook, and an eyepatch. He asks, “So, how did you end up with the peg-leg?” The pirate monkey replies, “We were in a storm at sea, and I was swept overboard into a school of sharks. Just as my crew was pulling me out a shark bit my leg off.” “Wow!” said the seamonkey. “What about your hook”? “Well,” replied the pirate monkey, “while my crew and I were plundering in the middle east, I was caught stealing from a merchant. I was arrested and my hand was cut off.” “Incredible!” remarked the seamonkey. “How did you get the eyepatch?” “A sea gull dropping fell into my eye,” replied the pirate monkey. “You lost your eye to a sea gull dropping?” the seamonkey asked incredulously. “Well,” said the pirate monkey, “it was my first day with the hook…”